Anonymous asked you:
But we don’t want Enjolras to be a life-long virgin.
But you can’t tell Enjolras what to do.
GOOD GOD, LEAVE THIS BLOG ALONE. Is this the fucking 5th one trying to coax a romance or shame a sexuality? Go create your own secretly-hypersexual!Enjolras roleplay blog or some shit. How is this affecting your life??
Male privilege is writing a book dedicated to ethnic stereotyping of women and actually getting it published. You can see it here: http://fieldguidetochicks.com/ “Species” (yes, species) of women include Afrodisiac, Taco Belle, Country Biscuit, Seoulmate, Islamabody, Bumbshell, Ecuadorable, Lebatese, Wild Turkey, Bottelicious, Bronx Tail, Jap Trap, Venus Envy, Peek-a-Baya, Package Deal, Big Bang, Pow Wow, and Creole-Lait. There’s 92 “species,” that’s just a sampling! No culture, race or ethnicity was left out in this vomit-pile of words.
cosmo tip #262
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SONUVABITCH I CAN’T ESCAPE IT
Now that ‘Newsies’ is a hit on Broadway, should it be remade as a movie? The directors weigh in!
NO. Fuck. Just re-release it in theaters for a bit. Make it 3-D as a gimmick to make more money if you want, just…please. No reason.
Disney’s new Broadway musical Newsies, which was recently nominated for eight Tony Awards, has sold out the Nederlander Theatre on almost every night of it’s eight-week run — which many suspect will be extended in the near future — and has already earned over $7 million at the box office. That’s almost three times as much as the $2.8 million total that the1992 movie musical, which starred Christian Bale, took in during its release in cinemas — and something tells us it will be earning a whole lot more in the future.
Part of the show’s success is the retooled script by Harvey Fierstein, which fixes problematic aspects of the film. The original is a charming (I’ve been a fan since I was 11) and features amazing music and dancing, but has significant structural/tonal issues. (Don’t freak out superfans. Have you watched it recently?)
The stage version irons out some of the sillier plot wrinkles, eliminates repetitive strike scenes, and puts a romance between Jack Kelly (Jeremy Jordan) and spunky reporter Katherine (Kara Lindsay) at the center of the story. As a result, the show flows more smoothly.
THIS . IS . NOT . CASTIEL .
I HAVE PROOF
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I don’t know whether to believe it or not… I don’t know if I want to believe it!
I want to throw my laptop at you in denial, but it’s so probable that my body is on the verge of a despair-coma. Please no. Why.
Altho, Luci inside one good-enough human vessel was making it break down, so wouldn’t two Chrysler buildings in one non-approved vessel just make it explode?
So New Girl got a second fucking season, there was a giant earthquake, and i have to move off the couch to get my power cord.
Worst day ever.