Wisecracks' Mind

marceddy:

when people are really rude and douchey and everyone still loves them

(via rutella)

riddlemetom:

every fandom has put its characters in hogwarts houses at some point it’s just a straight up fact

AND IT’S ANNOYING AND OLD AS FUCK STOP IT

(via whoatherejinbo)

enjolraswould:

Anonymous asked you:

But we don’t want Enjolras to be a life-long virgin.

But you can’t tell Enjolras what to do.

GOOD GOD, LEAVE THIS BLOG ALONE. Is this the fucking 5th one trying to coax a romance or shame a sexuality? Go create your own secretly-hypersexual!Enjolras roleplay blog or some shit. How is this affecting your life??

aboutmaleprivilege:

Male privilege is writing a book dedicated to ethnic stereotyping of women and actually getting it published. You can see it here: http://fieldguidetochicks.com/ “Species” (yes, species) of women include Afrodisiac, Taco Belle, Country Biscuit, Seoulmate, Islamabody, Bumbshell, Ecuadorable, Lebatese, Wild Turkey, Bottelicious, Bronx Tail, Jap Trap, Venus Envy, Peek-a-Baya, Package Deal, Big Bang, Pow Wow, and Creole-Lait. There’s 92 “species,” that’s just a sampling! No culture, race or ethnicity was left out in this vomit-pile of words.

expertcosmotips:

polka dot polka dot polka dot afro

SONUVABITCH I CAN’T ESCAPE IT

NO. Fuck. Just re-release it in theaters for a bit. Make it 3-D as a gimmick to make more money if you want, just…please. No reason.

newsiesthemusical:

Disney’s new Broadway musical Newsies, which was recently nominated for eight Tony Awards, has sold out the Nederlander Theatre on almost every night of it’s eight-week run — which many suspect will be extended in the near future — and has already earned over $7 million at the box office. That’s almost three times as much as the $2.8 million total that the1992 movie musical, which starred Christian Bale, took in during its release in cinemas — and something tells us it will be earning a whole lot more in the future.

Part of the show’s success is the retooled script by Harvey Fierstein, which fixes problematic aspects of the film. The original is a charming (I’ve been a fan since I was 11) and features amazing music and dancing, but has significant structural/tonal issues. (Don’t freak out superfans. Have you watched it recently?)

The stage version irons out some of the sillier plot wrinkles, eliminates repetitive strike scenes, and puts a romance between Jack Kelly (Jeremy Jordan) and spunky reporter Katherine (Kara Lindsay) at the center of the story. As a result, the show flows more smoothly. 

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theangelwithtwistedwings:

teeamfreewill:

deanhasthetardis:

I HAVE PROOF

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oh my god, you are a genius!!!!!!!!!!!!!! djasnlfkjask MIND=BLOWN

I don’t know whether to believe it or not… I don’t know if I want to believe it!

I want to throw my laptop at you in denial, but it’s so probable that my body is on the verge of a despair-coma. Please no. Why. Altho, Luci inside one good-enough human vessel was making it break down, so wouldn’t two Chrysler buildings in one non-approved vessel just make it explode?

(via subjolrs)

Worst day ever.