saintjustitude:

thekaleidoscopediaries:

notpulpcovers:

Canada, eh?
morebadbookcovers:

wordsofdiana:

corpsecaddy:

So I found this harlequin romance paperback today, and normally I just toss those right over without paying them much mind, but the cover of this one made me pause. Sure that the artist was just taking liberties, I checked out the back.

I’m dubious. I should read a passage:

It is a literal bear.
Okay yeah I’ll admit it I’m going to read this but only because it sounds like the most fucked up romance novel in existence.
But wait….

You have some explaining to do, Canada.

You guys don’t understand. Screw it being a bestseller, 50 Shades of Gray is a bestseller, this book won the Governor General’s Award. That’s the highest literary award in Canada. That’s the pulitzer prize of Canadian literature. Bear is a part of Canadian literary history.

HOLY MOLY.


i had to read this book in uni for my first year Canadian literature class. When we first heard of it we were like, “Oh the Bear’s a metaphor or some shit.” but then one kid read ahead, and was like, “Guys, no, she literally fucks the bear. She fucked a bear.” 



posts like this never have a Super Troopers bearfucker gif and that’s a crime

saintjustitude:

thekaleidoscopediaries:

notpulpcovers:

Canada, eh?

morebadbookcovers:

wordsofdiana:

corpsecaddy:

So I found this harlequin romance paperback today, and normally I just toss those right over without paying them much mind, but the cover of this one made me pause. Sure that the artist was just taking liberties, I checked out the back.

image

I’m dubious. I should read a passage:

image

It is a literal bear.

Okay yeah I’ll admit it I’m going to read this but only because it sounds like the most fucked up romance novel in existence.

But wait….

image

You have some explaining to do, Canada.

You guys don’t understand. Screw it being a bestseller, 50 Shades of Gray is a bestseller, this book won the Governor General’s Award. That’s the highest literary award in Canada. That’s the pulitzer prize of Canadian literature. Bear is a part of Canadian literary history.

HOLY MOLY.

i had to read this book in uni for my first year Canadian literature class. When we first heard of it we were like, “Oh the Bear’s a metaphor or some shit.” but then one kid read ahead, and was like, “Guys, no, she literally fucks the bear. She fucked a bear.” 

image

posts like this never have a Super Troopers bearfucker gif and that’s a crime

death-limes:

allegoricalabsurdity:

i-wanna-get-in-englands-pants:

orpheusly:

This anime Mona Lisa is in my library help.

Moe Lisa

by the great artist Leonardo Doujinshi

LEONARDO DOUJINSHI

i woulda gone with Leonardo da Bishie 

death-limes:

allegoricalabsurdity:

i-wanna-get-in-englands-pants:

orpheusly:

This anime Mona Lisa is in my library help.

Moe Lisa

by the great artist Leonardo Doujinshi

LEONARDO DOUJINSHI

i woulda gone with Leonardo da Bishie 

(via saintjustitude)

kika-me-being-me:

Can i move to an alternative universe where there is no Jelsa?

twilightxwn:

how flattered are you on a scale of 1 to Axel

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theanti90smovement:

I’ve never seen that emoji

theanti90smovement:

I’ve never seen that emoji

(via every-cactuar-has-its-needles)

Fix-It literally does the hat and m’lady thing. I swear i never took that into account when i started hating him. But i’ll take it now.

(via coneygoil)

  • me on my dash: i swear to god i've never seen this post before yet somehow i've liked it already
latinorebels:

No explanation needed.

latinorebels:

No explanation needed.

(via genderagnostic)

comickergirl:

The return of that…knight…ish…design…thing I drew some time ago. (x , x)

comickergirl:

The return of that…knight…ish…design…thing I drew some time ago. (x , x)

(via disneyfrozen)

jump-doughboy-jump:

vriska-ler:

no but what pisses me off is when parents dont let boys and girls hang out as friends like especially when it comes to sleepovers

like no i dont want his dick in me i want to sit on my floor and throw board game pieces at him when i lose

finally someone said it

except it doesn’t matter what you want because the parents know if the boy forces anything, society will not blame him, it will blame them and their daughter because society says sexually mature boys and girls can never be platonic friends and “boys will be boys” who cannot and should not be taught self-control, therefore it is up to the parents to be their daughter’s chastity belt and teach her to never even look at a boy/man lest he assumes that attention means she wants to fuck because then it’ll just be her own fault for leading him on

(via amboland)

Les Mis / X-Men AU

gideonfury:

Grantaire is Nightcrawler, clearly.

He teleports from the funeral to the Musain.

He teleports across the room when Javert is apprehended.

He teleports past smashed up stairs to get to Enjolras.

"Enjolras, my friend, take my hand, I can get us out of here!"

BLAM!!!

isn’t nightcrawler super religious tho?

(via ereini0n)