Forget every single action he took (Le Cabuc, the acid, the sergeant), but do words still hold any meaning?
Enjolras was described as ‘virile’ in the book.
They’ll just bring up how his cheeks were likened to a little girl’s and the one descriptor of having a woman’s face. Because obviously having some physical features more feminine than masculine must mean he’s feminine in everything. But not just feminine, like they do with Jehan while also stressing how badass he is; Enjolras has to be HYPER-feminine. Always small and meek and face poised for a Maybelline ad, with eyes submissively turned down and red mouth parted, and very long flowing hair from a shampoo commercial. He must shrink in the shadow of masculine He-Men beside him, and near faint at their physique like a woman ogling a construction worker in a Coke commercial. He’s always mistaken for a woman in a derogatory fashion and cannot defend his own honor—another manly Ami must do that for him because Enjolras could not scare a rabbit.
Are you frothing blood like i am yet?
dear tumblr staff
you missed a huge opportunity to make a “Mostly Harmless” joke
- Enjolras: I AM THE REVOLUTION AND THE REVOLUTION IS NOT MOCKED.
okay so Charlie White in the middle of a Chmerkovskiy brothers sandwich
where’s that fic/art hiding?